Monday, February 05, 2007


Stupid Question With A Smart Answer...

Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

Girl: Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy: You love me...

Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
Boy: Sure, what's your phone number??

Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

Girl: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
Boy: Don't you ever want to improve??

Boy: I love you and I could die for you!
Girl: How soon??

Boy I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl: Yes, but would you stay there??

Girl: "... And are you sure you love me and no one else ?".
Boy: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Boy: You remind me of the sea.
Girl: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Boy: NO, because you make me sick.

Girl: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Boy: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Girl: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think?
Boy: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


karl Firdaus said...

hahaha ...santai santai........ ketawa sendiri pagi pagi ......

terima kasih abang Long

Abang Long said...

Adinda Karl, inilah rencam kehidupan .... ada pahit dan ada manis ...

©Nur Raina said...

Keh keh keh... very funny and true...