Thursday, February 22, 2007

NATIONAL EXCUSE

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Maggi Mee.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-Eleven, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple.

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything …

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain.

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, Kids not asleep, Maid not asleep, Mother-in-law around, Early appointment, Food not digested yet, Aircond not cold enough, Aircond too cold, Nail polish not dry yet, Forgot to take the pill, Sleepy, Stomach cramps, Period, Haven’t remove make-up, Haven’t shower, No water supply, Going to watch “Santa Barbara, Depress, No mood, etc …

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
NONE. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The “cure for all”. If it fails, we have another secret weapon – Tiger Balm

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4 !. On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better, when the local mechanics say “Pew Jeot”. When I was in school, Milo was always “Mee Lo”, now I’m sophisticated, I say “My Lo”. So don’t be embarrassed saying “Carry 4”, when the Mat Salleh shamelessly pronounce orang utan as “rangutan” !!!.

4 comments:

nor ash burn said...

kat tmpt sy, makcik2 sebut 'kepoh' untuk carrefour.

Abang Long said...

nor ash burn, em ... boleh digunapakai ....

maliha anoushka said...

hahhahahhaa..msian men neva say NO to SEX!! tehehhehehehhehe....

--orangutan>>rangutan
--rambut>>rambutan {refer to my hair}
--Pulau Pinang>>Pulau Peneng
--Sepang>>Sepheng
thus; no worries, omputih takap camtuh..*wink wink*

©Nur Raina said...

Sebenarnya, camana nak sebut Carrefour tu?