Friday, December 14, 2007

JUST A JOKE (3)

Upgrade System.
From Boyfriend to Husband.



Dear IT Support,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, Golf 3.0 and World Cup 2.0 .


And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.


I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.


What can I do?


Signed,
Desperate Housewife






Dear Desperate Housewife,


First keep in mind:


Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files .




Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.




You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Viagra 6.9.



Good Luck,
IT Support.

4 comments:

Ila said...

Hahaha..... lawaknya,tapi itulah hakikatnya. Masa bercinta semuanya wangi,tp bila dah kahwin baru nampak yg busuk2. Dalam perkahwinan perlu ada sikap 'give n take'. Terima pasangan kita seadanya dan gunakan psikologi utk ubah sikap pasangan kita perlahan2. Tak perlu berleter atau menangis, jauh sekali campurtgn org tua krn ia akan memburukkan lg keadaan.

Abang Long said...

ila, BERI DAN TERIMA itulah hakikat dalam kehidupan suami isteri.

mama ranggie said...

inilah lumrah hidup...

dhiya zafira said...

hahahhaa...lawakla n3 nih...